ALL NIGHT DISCO WRECKED MY WEEKEND

They did a tent review thing on this Morning today..they gave them all a wind and rain test. It was like no wind and rain I've ever experienced....

windier and rainier or not as windy or rainy?

agree on forage, reminded me of a favourite rhyme from 'Listening to the Higsons' by the Soft Boys/Robyn Hitchcock:

''The Higsons come from Norwich

And they eat a lot of porridge'

I like it, but not as much as:-

"She's a real go-getter

Gonna write her a letter"

 

(Syd Barrett of course; pretty sure her name was Henrietta too...)

 

And yet, I seem to remember this from ELP, which isn't good:

''Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone fetch me a ladder'

howard jones still holds the crown for worst ever rhyme in a song

by simply rhyming a word with itself

"what is love anyway

and does anybody love anybody anyway"

well, good questions there, howard

have you checked with the fella tied up with plastic chain link behind you?

I remember seeing Howard Jones when I was a youngster at the Royal Court in Liverpool, I must have been 17/18..he waqs supporting Orchestral Manouveres In the Dark..We then went on to the 6th form night out at Valentinos.

What a night.. I remember it so well as it was the night that I told my girlfriend I thought I was a woolly wufter and she threw her Red Witch at me.

 

 Euphemism? Probably, but I dread to think for what.

I saw Howard Jones supporting The Flying Pickets in Chapter in Cardiff.

Eee, you don't get entertainment like that these days.

Howard Jones was a bag o' shite.

Brian Hibbard was a gent though.

No euphenism....

A red witch was a popular drink with the ladies back in the day....

It consists half of cider, blackcurrant cordial and a pernod.

Really classy.

I suppose it's what us youngsters of the '80's did in the years before alcopops were cynically marketed to kids - a sort of build-your-own nasty drink.

I also remember drinking something called 'Snakebite'.

'Snakebite' was cider and lager wasn't it?

In my younger days the popular lads drink was a mix of Spesh and scrumpy, which would go kinda cloudy and lumpy and result in a spectacular hangover.

You're right Cyfarthfa.....I remember that the received wisdom was that Snakebite should be drunk through a straw to achieve maximum desired effect.

yup - snakebite and black

in the pub round the corner from the croydon underground

the ship

that didn't give a monkey's how old you were as long as you had the price of a pint

had to bring your own straw though

if only we'd though of putting a pernod in it!

Fergal, I'll bring the Pernod, you bring the Blackcurrant cordial, and we head for the strongest cider we can find..

As long as you don't throw it at me...

Weston's Old Rosie has both the required strength AND texture.

Scousebaby, that sounds like a dangerous drink.

Snakebite, Pernod and Black... The Official Drink of ANDWMW.

Official cake- Gur Cake.

tricky to dunk in the red witch though

maybe it should just bob around in it - like an ice cream sundae

snakebite, blackcurrant, pernod... and custard - with flaky pastry croutons

that'd move the queue from pieminster, wouldn't it?

Scousebaby, I am not a fan of putting blackcurrant in anything alcoholic, it stains...

However hitting the strongest Cider we can find sounds like the beginnings of a plan.

 

'wrach coch' - that sounds more like what you might end up with if you spend too much time with women who drink Red Witch!

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